Calling all wanking losers! This is a must have for your loser ass. Are you ready for you amazing princess to humiliate and degrade you? In my opinion I really don't think you can handle all the depraved task I am going to throw your way. After I am done with you you are going to want to hide indoors for a lifetime!!
You will need the following: dildo, boxers, saved glass of spit and a marker