While babysitting your I found a pretty gold box that had your wife's name on it. I couldn't resist taking a peek inside! To my surprise it was a key to a brand new car!! I took it home with me knowing I would bring it back when you'd be home all alone. I know you are a sucker for me so I am going to toy with you a little bit ;) I will give you the key back so you can give it to your wife under one condition...You just have to say "No" to me! I sway my perfect body back and forth and it begins..."Do you want me to take my clothes off?"