The doorbell rings and to your surprise its me, your new hot neighbor! "Hello I just wanted to drop by and introduce myself" We shake hands and you invite me in. We begin chatting and you offer me something to drink. "Sure, its about time you pay me back for all the shows I put on for you." Your heart begins to race and your face turns red, you dont know how to respond. "Too bad you left the window, I was planing on showing you more than just my bareback." Hahahaha Ready to be my nerdy next door bitch???