Hi! How are you tonight? I'm good, this party is so fun!!!!! Have you seen my husband around though? He's the one wearing the silly reindeer sweater. I can't find him anywhere. Oh well he's probably busy talking someone's ear off. Oh you're looking for your wife? I haven't seen her either. Hmmm. Hey, since we're both by ourselves do you want to hang out? I don't think anyone's in that bedroom over there and I could really use a break from these heels. I'm sure our spouses will reappear sometime soon.

Hi! How are you tonight? I'm good, this party is so fun!!!!! Have you seen my husband around though? He's the one wearing the silly reindeer sweater. I can't find him anywhere. Oh well he's probably busy talking someone's ear off. Oh you're looking for your wife? I haven't seen her either. Hmmm. Hey, since we're both by ourselves do you want to hang out? I don't think anyone's in that bedroom over there and I could really use a break from these heels. I'm sure our spouses will reappear sometime soon.