HI! I'm your sitter today! Awww what's the matter? Why are you crying? What's that awful smell? PU!!!!!!! Whew! Sniff Sniff. I know what it is. Someone's got a stinky diaper! Let me change your diaper for you. PU! Wow that is such a smelly diaper! Why are you giggling? It's not funny! Ok, let me get a fresh diaper on you! Ahhhh You just peed all over me!!!!!!!! That was a lot of pee! I hope you're done now so I can finish changing your diaper! You peed on me again!!!!!!! How can you hold that much fluid!!!!!! It's all over me!!!!! Please stop peeing on me!!!!!!!!

HI! I'm your sitter today! Awww what's the matter? Why are you crying? What's that awful smell? PU!!!!!!! Whew! Sniff Sniff. I know what it is. Someone's got a stinky diaper! Let me change your diaper for you. PU! Wow that is such a smelly diaper! Why are you giggling? It's not funny! Ok, let me get a fresh diaper on you! Ahhhh You just peed all over me!!!!!!!! That was a lot of pee! I hope you're done now so I can finish changing your diaper! You peed on me again!!!!!!! How can you hold that much fluid!!!!!! It's all over me!!!!! Please stop peeing on me!!!!!!!!