Hi!!!! I'm soooo excited and nervous for this audition! I can't believe I'm auditioning for a movie by the famous filmmaker Alec Andrew! Oh wow, ok let me try to remember my lines. What? My bra size? I'm a 32 DD. You want to see my body? Well I guess since I'm auditioning for the part of a stripper that would be important. What do you think? Really? You want me to take off my shorts too?