I visited a new town on a work trip and got horny. Obviously, i opened up grindr on my phone and realised that Jake Rockard was only a few meters away! I had been speaking to him on twitter, and where where trying to meet for a while- but to no avail. It's a good thing grindr connected us (literally).
As per my ususal sluth whore shenanigans, I invited Jake to come meet me for the first time face down ass up and door unlocked for a DUMP N GO style breeding. You know, the Classic.