I will admit it, I don't clean my carpet as much as I should. I'm walking all over it, talking to my friend on the phone when I notice that there are a whole bunch of little tiny people in my carpet, and I have been walking all over them. They are stuck in between my toes, and crawling all over me. I call the exterminator company and they want want me to lick them to see if they taste like licorice. This will help them determine what spray to use. I reluctantly agree. They tell me the males are the ones I need to taste. I pick one up and start licking him. And sure enough, he does taste a b... Show more