I'm getting ready to do some yoga and this tiny man the size of a rodent runs across my mat! Holy smokes! He runs across my mat again, and I grab him. I'm holding him upside down, and he's flailing around. I call the exterminator company, and the ladies over there are asking me to do some weird things to this rodent to see what kind of spray they should bring. The women tell me that I have to jerk him off and collect a sample of his little cum. I reluctantly do it. Then they tell me I will have to taste it right off the tiny cock, to tell me if it tastes like licorice. Again, she says, this... Show more