We love picking up hitch hikers. But they are always too big. We like small men. I mean, really really small. Like the size of a barbie, or even an ant. We love watching them shrink and get smaller and smaller. The hitch hikers always get smaller in the back seat, after I give them a special breath mint. Hold still and take the mint or I will jam it down your throat. I want you tiny! And I will hunt you down in the back of the van if you try and hide from me. My lesbian lover just loves eating them after I am done playing with them. But first, I have the best idea to tie you to the break pe... Show more