It's our first date and I unzip your pants and find...a disgusting loser little shrimp dick! What a disappointment. I can't believe you had the nerve to lie on your profile. Your little dick is so pathetic. Does that get you hard? I bet you jerk off with two fingers. No you don't get to look at my cleavage, if you're going to jerk off you only get to see my ass, my ass in a thong. Sniff my ass while you jerk your little shrimp dick. Oh my god are you gonna cum?