Ted starts off by saying he forgot before getting to the truth and saying he over rested for work yesterday. Theres only one thing to do to give him a proper work ethic and thats to cane him, and cane him hard. As Ted as a smooth pale ass the welts from the cane stand out wonderfully. The yelps and moans also sound out really well as a compliment to the stripes. Its no wonder he assures us that he will not be late in the future.