Now you have accepted your life as a PIG, it's time for you to start acting like one and fully embracing everything that comes with being a bacon boy. I want you to live the life of a lowly, stinky pig 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. You will do this in every single aspect of your life just because I said so.

Taking you through step by step of how I expect you to now live your life, you will provide daily evidence of this for my entertainment. You are nothing more than a trash can pig and this new lease of life in my pig sty is a huge privilege to you and you will ensure it... Show more