I'm having so much fucking fun I've decided to empty out my packet of cakes in the bath and DESTROY THEM!

I take off my shoes and socks and climb in the bath. Yes I could do it somewhere else but fuck it's going to get messy so I am well prepared!

I step into the bath and unwrap a cake. A chocolate chip sponge cake to be precise. I drop it. OMG! I SMASH IT! My super cute feet SQUASH the life out of the cake. My poor cake doesn't know what hit him. He thinks he'll be nicely eaten with a lovely cup of tea. BUT NO! Dropped. Crushed. And DESTROYED!

Luckily for me I ha...

I'm having so much fucking fun I've decided to empty out my packet of cakes in the bath and DESTROY THEM!

I take off my shoes and socks and climb in the bath. Yes I could do it somewhere else but fuck it's going to get messy so I am well prepared!

I step into the bath and unwrap a cake. A chocolate chip sponge cake to be precise. I drop it. OMG! I SMASH IT! My super cute feet SQUASH the life out of the cake. My poor cake doesn't know what hit him. He thinks he'll be nicely eaten with a lovely cup of tea. BUT NO! Dropped. Crushed. And DESTROYED!

Luckily for me I have 4 more cakes to OBLITERATE! Fuck, my feet are getting properly dirty now. Perhaps you can lick them clean? They taste really good but they are FILTHY!

Four more cakes and lots more mess ensues. I try not to slip in the buttery crumby mixture but it's not easy! At the end I get my hands involved, throwing crumbs around and rubbing them into my feet. Oh my God. What a MESS!!!

They were rubbish cakes anyway...

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