Help - My Burping Is Out Of Control! WMV

I really need your help! My burping is unstoppable. Uncontrollable. And unpredictable! I never know when I'm going to burp! It's getting crazy.

I have made a burp diary so you can see exactly what I'm talking about. My burps are random and often unexpected. They pop out at the most embarrassing moments. This is a day in the life of my burps. I can be doing the most everyday things and oh fuck, here comes another burp.

I think I may have a problem!

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