How Do You Jerk Off With Such a Tiny Dick? - SPH - WMV

Fuck me! Well, you can't really, can you? I bet you can't even jerk off with a cock that tiny!

Really, I don't think I've ever seen one THAT small before. Is it really a cock? It is? I don't believe you. It's FAR too small to be a dick.

How the fuck do you jerk off, never mind have sex? It's SO fucking small you would need micro-fingers to match your microcock. Otherwise your little prick is just going to get lost in the tiny creases of your fingerprints.

Poor you! Loser...