The party is going great, but I'm desperate for a filth. I go upstairs to the toilet and see you sat down next to the toilet door, I'm so desperate that I have to barge past you and sit down to let it all out of me. But you just stay there looking at me, watching me poooo on the toilet! I'm a little bit silly so I don't feel too embarrassed. But you just stare at me the whole time watching and listening to me have a filth.