Welcome to Alpha Island Gilligan. No, it's no longer called Gilligan's Island. You see, you're a weak and pathetic beta among a bunch of hot Alphas. Why on earth do you think we would allow you to name an island after yourself?! No, it's now called Alpha Island and you're our little bitch to serve and do as we say. Might as well make the most of it while being on this deserted island...Alpha Island.