I have no idea why I stayed with you for so long. It's not like you were able to please Me sexually with that little shrimp dick. Every time you went to clean yourself up, I had to pleasure Myself with the toys you bought. Oh, that's right. I stuck around for that fat wallet! Well now that I've moved on to bigger and better things ;) I have to do all your future girlfriends a service. Get rid of that dinky dick!