Let's face it, I want more of your money! So I went to your job and demanded a raise on your behalf. I know, how gracious of ME, but I didn't do it for you LOSER! I did it for ME, so you can give ME more money that I want and so rightfully deserve. You don't need the extra ca$h anyways, it's not like you know how to spend it; well unless it's on ME!

Let's face it, I want more of your money! So I went to your job and demanded a raise on your behalf. I know, how gracious of ME, but I didn't do it for you LOSER! I did it for ME, so you can give ME more money that I want and so rightfully deserve. You don't need the extra ca$h anyways, it's not like you know how to spend it; well unless it's on ME!