It's true, obviously true. I'm not Irish, but that doesn't mean you can't kiss My ass and please Me. You're going to be the best little ass kisser today, aren't you?! Wanting to please Me and My greed! Obviously, I'm not going to allow you to kiss Me with your pervy little mouth. No. Instead, you'll be kissing My sweet non-Irish ass with your ca$h! That's the only way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with Me