Hey hubby, can you zip Me up? Don't I look so sexy! I can't wait to go out to the bars tonight and go on the hunt for a hot, young, stud muffin. I'll need you to stay in the guest room, as I plan on bringing someone home. And how awkward would it be to come home with you in the bed. Also make sure before you go to bed tonight to practice deep throating that huge dildo. I don't want to be embarrassed that you can't take a huge cock in your mouth!