I'm pissed! I'm class President, valedictorian, take AP classes, and have done countless volunteer hours. Yet some how, a stupid jock, who likes to play with balls, gets more scholarship money than Me. This is not ok. Since you like to play with balls so much, I'm going to instruct you how to play with your balls today to get My revenge. It will make Me feel a bit better. Also knowing that one day I'll probably be your defense attorney and charging you double My standard rate puts a smile on My face.