You'll be taking the red eye during your morning jerk off session. Mhmm...whatever do I mean. Well you are going to fucking jerk your cock for Me and jizz your hot load in your face. Keep your eyes open so your little swimmers get in them, burning and stinging, giving you red eyes...duh!!! Then when everyone at work asks if you have pink eye, you can tell them no, that it's 'red eye'. You can thank Me later haha.