You know the Seven Sins: Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Wrath, Greed, and Sloth. Now I dare you, sin for Me.

Lust-craving for bodily pleasure. Punishment: smothered in fire and brimstone.

Now, let's begin the fun of sinning! This may very well be the funniest sin of the all. Craving that instance pleasure; that perfect orgasm. Oh, and I'm going to give you just that!