Wifey just doesn't compare to Me, to your Goddess. I mean look at her, than look at Me. I make your cock twitch with one glance, her on the other hand...well, she just doesn't do it for you. Plus, she doesn't understand your kinky needs, she's baffled by them and thinks you're joking every time you request something new in the bedroom. She's just plain vanilla and let's not even get started on the mini van!