Do I look like your girlfriend, let alone your forever girlfriend?! No. Your girlfriend is right there next to you. Yeah I know a person is next to you, but your hand is! That, is your forever girlfriend. You will always be a jerker, never to be with a real woman. It's pathetic really, but you know, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do since you don't have the real thing!

Do I look like your girlfriend, let alone your forever girlfriend?! No. Your girlfriend is right there next to you. Yeah I know a person is next to you, but your hand is! That, is your forever girlfriend. You will always be a jerker, never to be with a real woman. It's pathetic really, but you know, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do since you don't have the real thing!