Your wife envies Me oh, so much! She envies how fucking HOT I am. How men of all ages swoon and lust after Me. That I can get anything I want in life, as long as I desire it. Not only is she jealous of My looks, but she is jealous of all the money you spend on Me. She doesn't see a dime of it or does she get any of your time and attention. Poor her, it must suck to be such an old wrinkled up hag.