You are a tiny little man who has snuck into my house and knocked over a bunch of blueberries all over my floor. You did this because you love to watch me crush them with my giant wedge flip flops. I walk in and don't notice the big mess at first...but I quickly realize what you've done. I decide instead of cleaning it up right away that I am going to crush all of them in all different ways. I crush and twist with the front and backs of my shoes, I stomp down with the middle. Eventually I notice you there and talk to you for a minute...it was pretty dumb of you to do this, I could have crus... Show more