Your girlfriend and I have been close friends for a really, really long time, and we get along great as roommates. Because we are so close, she tells me all sorts of things about you that annoy her. For example, she tells me how you are a HUGE perv, and how she has a suspicion you have a crush on me. I told her she was just being paranoid, because you seen like an ordinary guy.

However, that all changes one night when I crawl into bed, only to find you spying on me. Who the fuck does that! You ARE some sick, nasty pervert, aren't you? Your girlfriend is going to be so fucking pissed... Show more