Your girlfriend and I have been close friends for a really, really long time, and we get along great as roommates. Because we are so close, she tells me all sorts of things about you that annoy her. For example, she tells me how you are a HUGE perv, and how she has a suspicion you have a crush on me. I told her she was just being paranoid, because you seen like an ordinary guy.

However, that all changes one night when I crawl into bed, only to find you spying on me. Who the fuck does that! You ARE some sick, nasty pervert, aren't you? Your girlfriend is going to be so fucking pissed...

Your girlfriend and I have been close friends for a really, really long time, and we get along great as roommates. Because we are so close, she tells me all sorts of things about you that annoy her. For example, she tells me how you are a HUGE perv, and how she has a suspicion you have a crush on me. I told her she was just being paranoid, because you seen like an ordinary guy.

However, that all changes one night when I crawl into bed, only to find you spying on me. Who the fuck does that! You ARE some sick, nasty pervert, aren't you? Your girlfriend is going to be so fucking pissed. She's will probably dump your pervy ass. Luckily for you, I happen to think you are kind of hot, and from everything your girlfriend has told me, you have a huge cock. So go on, get your cock out for me and show me how you jerk it. I want to see if you can blow those huge wads I keep hearing about. I won't tell your girlfriend, as long as you do exactly what I say....