Judge Brynn presiding, this is the case of Masturbation Addict v. Government of Brynn. This is no normal court case, as I will be explaining to the jurors myself the options for this sad case. On one hand, we have a depraved jerk junkie with no self control. On the other, a pathetic porn addict who needs help. We'll be going over the pros and cons of the different options, including mine: rehabilitation. If we sentence this man to 100 days (or more) of chastity, he can be trained to be a productive member of society, but that decision lies with you, jurors.

Judge Brynn presiding, this is the case of Masturbation Addict v. Government of Brynn. This is no normal court case, as I will be explaining to the jurors myself the options for this sad case. On one hand, we have a depraved jerk junkie with no self control. On the other, a pathetic porn addict who needs help. We'll be going over the pros and cons of the different options, including mine: rehabilitation. If we sentence this man to 100 days (or more) of chastity, he can be trained to be a productive member of society, but that decision lies with you, jurors.