I can never get enough of laughing at losers like you, it's just too funny watching you fail and get rejected all the time! What you really need is a laugh track, to really emphasize how sad and pathetic your life is. Ha, you could even close your eyes and imagine it's a group of super hot mean girls all pointing and laughing at you! So sad, too bad. The best part is, you are so beta and pathetic that you'd just get hard all the time! Such a viciously hilarious cycle.

I can never get enough of laughing at losers like you, it's just too funny watching you fail and get rejected all the time! What you really need is a laugh track, to really emphasize how sad and pathetic your life is. Ha, you could even close your eyes and imagine it's a group of super hot mean girls all pointing and laughing at you! So sad, too bad. The best part is, you are so beta and pathetic that you'd just get hard all the time! Such a viciously hilarious cycle.