You like to keep me happy. I know you do. You are just a big fat juicy wallet to me. My sweet sweet cash piggy, You and I both know all I want is your money. Your job, your bank account, your credit cards.... I want it all and you are going to give it to me. I want to do a little shopping so I am here to get my shopping money from you.

Cash piggies are extremely rare. Most losers just get this clip and never follow through with anything. Are you really going to be one of those shallow assholes? Contact me for additional payment options or tip.