You naughty boy you! A girlie magazine was found under your mattress this morning when a surprise room check was done and now you find yourself here. Here with me. You are going straight to the counselors office! Do you know why you have been brought here to me today? That type of behavior will not be tolerated here in THIS summer camp. You have given me no choice but to convert you to a 100 % homosexual. Take a seat and listen to me very carefully. Yes, my voice may sound strange at times and your eyes may play tricks on you at first, but just keep focusing once and what I am telling you. ...

You naughty boy you! A girlie magazine was found under your mattress this morning when a surprise room check was done and now you find yourself here. Here with me. You are going straight to the counselors office! Do you know why you have been brought here to me today? That type of behavior will not be tolerated here in THIS summer camp. You have given me no choice but to convert you to a 100 % homosexual. Take a seat and listen to me very carefully. Yes, my voice may sound strange at times and your eyes may play tricks on you at first, but just keep focusing once and what I am telling you. You will leave this office a brand new person and the best thing you can do right now is stop fighting the urge, The urge to be gay. Embrace it like a goof little fast and become gayer and gayer as every second ticks by. I am going to assign you to a new bunk mate tonight. This night will change your entire life. While I will not tell you all of the details here in this description, I will tell you that you have absolutely no choice toady. Today you ARE turning gay!