You guys!!! I must have been on the "naughty list this year because Santa brought me a gift far worse than coal! What did I do to deserve this? I was so excited to unbox my new dick under the tree. I'm not a trans egg. I've been at this for awhile. I live full time as a man despite the deformity between my legs and I'm very practiced at peeing standing up in public men's rooms just like any other man with no issue.

I wore my new dick out and to my horror it was DEFECTIVE! It back splashed dramatically and soaked my jeans IN PUBLIC! I caught the whole thing on tape because hi, porn ...

You guys!!! I must have been on the "naughty list this year because Santa brought me a gift far worse than coal! What did I do to deserve this? I was so excited to unbox my new dick under the tree. I'm not a trans egg. I've been at this for awhile. I live full time as a man despite the deformity between my legs and I'm very practiced at peeing standing up in public men's rooms just like any other man with no issue.

I wore my new dick out and to my horror it was DEFECTIVE! It back splashed dramatically and soaked my jeans IN PUBLIC! I caught the whole thing on tape because hi, porn worker here. Y'all already know that. You're reading this blurb on my porn account. Its common for me to set up my phone camera on the cleanest surface that I can find or hold it up selfie style if the bathroom is too gross so I can hoard the footage until I have enough to release a pee compilation for you. This pants wetting despite being on camera was 100% real, 100% unwanted, 100% unscripted, and was 100% HUMILIATING.You can see me frantically trying to clean myself up before throwing my soaked and ruined briefs away in a public trash can. I had to do the walk of shame soaking wet out of that coffee shop and into a retail store to get pj bottoms to change into. I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. Cheer me up by buying this clip and touching yourself to my shame? It's the holidays after all.

tags: trans man, ftm, trans male, transgender, unboxing, christmas, pee, piss, urine, pants wetting, accident, public humiliation, public disgrace, jeans wetting, wet and messy