You guys!!! I must have been on the "naughty list this year because Santa brought me a gift far worse than coal! What did I do to deserve this? I was so excited to unbox my new dick under the tree. I'm not a trans egg. I've been at this for awhile. I live full time as a man despite the deformity between my legs and I'm very practiced at peeing standing up in public men's rooms just like any other man with no issue.

I wore my new dick out and to my horror it was DEFECTIVE! It back splashed dramatically and soaked my jeans IN PUBLIC! I caught the whole thing on tape because hi, porn ... Show more