Going to the barbershop is a time to talk, laugh and reminisce..especially for black men. They absolutely love it. After a series of explained unfortunate events regarding your girlfriend, a gambling addiction and finding her in the stairwell..you'll find yourself desperate for a night out. But..when you go to get a haircut you notice that the black barber's bulge continues to rub your arm. The pathetic faggot you are you can't help but to rub it back but that's when you find yourself at the mercy of him and everyone else in the shop. Praying that you aren't exposed to the entire shop..