One day, the old lady next door tells you that there are some really weird loud sounds coming from your house during the day. You explain to her that no one is home at that time so it’s impossible but she insists. “Loud slapping noises and grunting.” She then tells you that she has spotted your wife coming home midday with a Black fella. You’re going to come home from work early to see what’s really going on. This old bitch must be crazy. Headphones on!