Stupid you. You run into a beautiful Black woman at a basketball game and cause her snacks to go flying. Apologies? That’s not enough. She demands that you go get her a new snack box and that you get on your knees to give it to her. Her stare and her voice are so powerful that you can’t help but to immediately get addicted to her. You decide to ask her out and after a $500 deposit, she agrees. Now, she’s humiliating you, chipping away at your dignity, controlling your finances and ruining your relationships with people that you’ve loved. You’re just grateful to be with her. Hahahahaha