I invited you on our first date. I made some food dressed up an elegant dress, but even on a date i can't be an elegant girl. I make some innocent and accident first farts and make excuses.. Ahhh.. These broccolies before date.. I felt too gassy and i can't fart infront of you.. Not yet.. I go to the toilet and you can hear how loud and bad i'm farting in there.. i come back with some relief and trying to finish my sandwich, but these gass is kiling my tummy.. I have to make an cofession, i can't to hold it anymore..