For some reason I agreed to babysit you bunch of annoying twats, and now I'm on my last nerve. I round you all up and explain that we are going to play hide and seek in hopes that it will allow me a moment of peace and fucking quiet. I count to ten and begin my search. One by one, I hunt you down. Except, I didn't tell you the full rules of the game- that each time I found one of you, I'd be swallowing you whole. I roam through the house, finding, swallowing, and repeating as my belly expands. I am callous and evil, taunting and insulting each one of you. I get a little slower after each "s... Show more