You were about to pick me up for a date, but I call and let you know that I am just too gassy to go out and don’t want to get kicked out of another fancy restaurant for burping. Instead, you come over with Mexican fast food and I eat and burp and enjoy your company. I talk about getting kicked out of the last restaurant for burping, get nude, give you very light joi, and eventually simulate a handjob. Burps begin after the “phone call,” around 2 minutes in.