I ordered pizza for my friends and I, but the food is delivered before they come over and they take FOREVER. I'm so hungry, I eventually eat the entire pizza and savor every last bite. Once my friends arrive, I lie and say the pizza hasn't arrived yet. They don't believe me because my belly is clearly bloated and they pester me about it. Jenny goes into the other room to order more pizza and Sarah continues to pester me. I decide I've had enough and swallow Sarah whole. I sit back, burp, rub my belly, and taunt her. Jenny walks back in, sees I ate Sarah, and asks me to let her out. I refuse, a... Show more