I'm just chilling at a house party when you (my crush) approach and begin to make conversation with me. I suddenly experience a bout of uncontrollable gas and just can't stop burping! I accidentally burptalk sentences and burp with my mouth closed, sometimes puffing up my cheeks in the process. I'm super embarrassed about it, and eventually have to excuse myself to a nearby room where I release my burps in their full magintude with an open mouth, which can be heard loud and clear from the room I left you in.