Short summary: I have the power to suck anything down into my belly by pursing my lips and creating a vortex. I demonstrate this to you by swallowing first a remote and then a guitar. I step back to reveal my inflated belly (my real pregnant belly) but then it slightly deflates as I digest on-command. You wonder if I can swallow you, too, and I tell you I can. I purse my lips and suck you in right through your computer screen. My belly expands greatly (fake belly) and I taunt you a bit and enjoy the feeling before digesting you.
Long Summary: I begin explaining to you that ...
Short summary: I have the power to suck anything down into my belly by pursing my lips and creating a vortex. I demonstrate this to you by swallowing first a remote and then a guitar. I step back to reveal my inflated belly (my real pregnant belly) but then it slightly deflates as I digest on-command. You wonder if I can swallow you, too, and I tell you I can. I purse my lips and suck you in right through your computer screen. My belly expands greatly (fake belly) and I taunt you a bit and enjoy the feeling before digesting you.
Long Summary: I begin explaining to you that I have a special talent- I can suck just about anything down. Really, ANYTHING. I just put my lips together and it creates this vortex where literally anything will get sucked into my mouth and down my throat. You don't believe me, so I demonstrate. I grab a nearby remote and suck it down (just out of view of the camera). But that was nothing for me! I grab a guitar, purse my lips, and suck it right down in the same fashion. I have a bit more recoil, but it still goes down pretty easily. I step back and reveal a big swollen belly (my real, current pregnant belly). I then explain how my stomach is extremely strong and can even digest steel! Off screen, I push in my belly and release a burp, which deflates my belly slightly as the digestion begins. You should see your face! I can tell what you're wondering... can I swallow you, too? I let you know that the answer is yes. I can purse my lips and get you down easily. I'd slurp you right down like a noodle. "Physics" don't apply to me. I get close and let you know that not even your computer screen can save you... I start suctioning to demonstrate, and you're pulled in a bit before I stop. That's right, my vortex transcends dimensions... and yet you doubted me. You sealed your fate. I trace the path you'd take when I suck you down, describing your journey into my belly. I'll suck you down and absorb you into my body, there's nothing you can do about it now. I tell you it's time, purse my lips, and begin sucking. You get pulled in and hear me gulp. We are now in 3rd person POV. My belly is now enormous (fake belly atop my real pregnant belly). I taunt you for having the gall to doubt me. You're stuck inside me now. I enjoy the feeling as I slosh you around. I remind you that this is what you wanted. Off screen, I suck in my belly and burp to churn you. My belly shrinks a bit but it's still pretty large. I ate a bit too much, but it's cool. The bump will be gone soon enough.
