Meeting up for a date, I order food to the table, only to find out I've been stood up! Well, no point in letting good food go to waste, so I eat it... All of it. 2 rolls of sushi, a huge pile of rice and seaweed, and an entire block of tofu! He calls again to try to apologize but I've already eaten it all and give him a huge burp right into the phone. All the burping and sloppy eating has gotten the attention from other patrons who tell the manager, who politely asks me to leave. Finally, I get home and drink some sparkling water to ease this very full stomach, burping it all up to relive t... Show more