Custom content time! Two problem students at the university are called into my office to discuss their disruptive behavior. They don't take me seriously, joke around while I'm talking, and make comments about my ass - I'm so hungry that it causes me to lose my temper. So I take one of the problem students to another room for a little 1 on 1. But, I swallow him whole! I come back to talk to the other student - Where did he go? Oh... I excused him. Sorry I keep burping, the snack I ate while I was out of the room might have been rotten! I drink some sparkling water and continue on, but I burp...

Custom content time! Two problem students at the university are called into my office to discuss their disruptive behavior. They don't take me seriously, joke around while I'm talking, and make comments about my ass - I'm so hungry that it causes me to lose my temper. So I take one of the problem students to another room for a little 1 on 1. But, I swallow him whole! I come back to talk to the other student - Where did he go? Oh... I excused him. Sorry I keep burping, the snack I ate while I was out of the room might have been rotten! I drink some sparkling water and continue on, but I burp up the glasses of the student I ate! The jig is up, and I admit what I did. Unfortunately, the student tells me he's going to report me to the police, so I capture him, sit on him to tenderize him, and then swallow him whole. I'm finally full and burp up a storm while I justify to myself that my actions were reasonable... Class dismissed!