Waking up in the middle of the night hungry, I decide to rummage through my fridge, finding little to eat. Suddenly, a loud crash happens in my house, and i'm acutely aware of some intruders. Looking around with a rolling pin in hand, I catch them off guard and capture them, tying them up. I'm hungry as hell, and these little thieves tried to rob the wrong house - and I make them pay for it. First, I sit on one of them, making the other watch. Once he's tenderized, I pop him in my mouth and swallow him whole. Then, I do the same to the second robber, sitting on him, laughing as I burp up hi...

Waking up in the middle of the night hungry, I decide to rummage through my fridge, finding little to eat. Suddenly, a loud crash happens in my house, and i'm acutely aware of some intruders. Looking around with a rolling pin in hand, I catch them off guard and capture them, tying them up. I'm hungry as hell, and these little thieves tried to rob the wrong house - and I make them pay for it. First, I sit on one of them, making the other watch. Once he's tenderized, I pop him in my mouth and swallow him whole. Then, I do the same to the second robber, sitting on him, laughing as I burp up his accomplice, making the little jerk smell him as I bounce the burps out. Finally, after tenderizing him too, I rend him and tear him apart with my teeth! No swallowing him whole, this whole ordeal makes me wanna be brutal to him.

Suddenly, my neighbor calls, saying she heard something from my house so late at night, and wanted to check- she heard the commotion of those little guys screaming, and my thunderous burps! I tell her it was my new surround sound system and she buys it so I can rest comfortably in bed, burping up a storm and settling my stomach with some carbonated water. Delicious! Custom content really is so fun to bring to life.