Wow, you finally have enough nerve to approach me. I noticed you peaking out your window while I was outside. Don't worry, I don't mind you staring at my perfection, even though I will never give you the time of day. You are pathetic aren't you, just keep staring, because you will never get close to touching....you can look but don't even think about touching...

By the look of your bulge in your pants you like me talking down to you....wow, you really are embarrassing!